she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
(via richardarmitge)
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
(via richardarmitge)
(Source: bullshit-time, via liamdryden)
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
(Source: nsfwhumor, via richardarmitge)
the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
These make me really, weirdly uncomfortable
(via alligator-in-a-vest)
I have fallen asleep literally every single night of my life so how come i am still this fucking bad at it
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for
(via grazels)
Get away from me you little fuck
this is the most precious thing ive ever seen
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via youmustmakeyourheartstill)
blua:
Elizabeth Debicki as Jordan Baker in Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby
(via thischanges-everything)
(Source: confusedtree)
benedict looks like that in the shower scene because he forgot to take his socks off before getting in
my socks
(via earlgraystripe)
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
(Source: shsluckomaeda, via youmustmakeyourheartstill)
And finally, I am all done. After straight hours or moving back and forth, checking out, settling in, and such, I am done.
Moving sucks.
Crap sucks.
Moving crap sucks ass.
I’m frustrated, fed-up, drained, and tired as hell.
Goodnight.